I am all for gay marriage. I think this is a decision consenting adults should be able to make. But it is also good for our national debt.
"Our national debt," you ask?
Yes. As married couples are taxed more that two single adults. I guess the idea is a couple shares a lot of things, so they have more disposable income to send to the government. Just think of those thousands of people just waiting to tie the knot and hand over more cash to Uncle Sam. If anything, I think marriage should be even easier. Polygamy? Great, even higher taxes!!!! You know all those priests and nuns married to God? Cha-Ching! Lets have the state recognize and tax that too. I know it's lonely out in rural America, so if you want to marry your chicken, it's alright by me, just ante up and pay off the taxes! This will get the national debt paid off in no time!
So do your part to help America, find some random person on the street and get hitched. We need your money.
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