A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.

More words of wisdom from my father...

10 Things To Ponder

  1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
  2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
  3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I asked, "Implants?" She hit me.
  4. I don't do drugs. I get the same effect just standing up fast.
  5. I live in my own little world.  But it's OK. They know me here.
  6. I got a sweater for Christmas.  I really wanted a screamer or a moaner. 
  7. There are two sides to every divorce:Yours and shithead's.
  8. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
  9. Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled.
  10. Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What I do today, will probably burn my ass tomorrow.

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