tender_star keeps destroying keyboards (her new title, "The QWERTY Slayer."), so I came up with a little list to help your/her keyboard lead a long and happy life. It is by no means a complete list, but it is a start.Basic things a keyboard is not:
- A coaster.
- A cheese tray.
- A foot massager.
- A back scratcher.
- A fly swatter.
- A towel.
- An ashtray.
- A pillow.
- A chew toy.
- A throw toy.
- A seat cushion.
- A baseball bat.
- A book shelf.
- A door stop.
- A pokey stick.
- A trampoline to bounce other things off of.
- A punching bag.
- A "Whack-A-Mole".
- A flailing weapon of mass destruction.
- A platform to change a lightbulb from.
- A kinky restraint device.
- A "Go! Go! Gadget" anything.
Hopefully this will help clear up some confusion and prevent further keyboard destruction.