| Euphemism | Meaning |
| To part the corn beef curtains | To have sex |
| Blue veined custard chucker | Penis |
| Go in off the red | To have sex |
| Knocks like a Mack truck | Is good at sex |
| Horizontal folk dancing | Sex |
| Sink the saveloy | Sex |
| Get your jollies | Have sex, have an orgasm |
| Exercise the ferret | Have sex |
| Park the prawn | Have sex |
| Gnash the gash, gnaw the 'nana | Oral sex (cunnilingus and fellatio) |
| In and out like a fiddler's elbow | Having sex quickly |
| Tummy banana | Penis |
| Muff munching | Cunnilingus |
| Whip the clit | Masturbate |
| Snapping a widey | Becoming aroused (female) |
| Having a wide-on | Becoming aroused (female) |
| Map of Tasmania | Female genital area |
| Bangs like a dunny door | Is good at sex |
| Pyjama python | Penis |
| One-eyed trouser snake | Penis |
| Point Percy at the Porcelain | Urinate (male) |
| Flash Fanny at the Fowlers | Urinate (female) |
| Norgs, Norks | Breasts |
| Pocket Billiards | Masturbating in public |
| To make the beast with two backs | To have sex |
| Country matters | Sexual matters |
| Skin golf | To have sex |
| Rumpy Pumpy | Sexual matters |
| Worm hole | Vagina |
| Rub uglies | Have sex |
| Horizontal Mambo | Have sex |
was stolen from here.
Why do I think using ANY of those phrases would leave me flying solo for the evening?