Calling all cars. Calling all cars. This is an all points bullitin. Be on the look out for brokenchains. Please appoach her with caution. Her wit is assumed dry and very dangerous. She is known to be armed with a massive intellect, a lighter, and a box of smokes. She is a known caffeine addict, which can make her jittery and unpredictable. She drives a large SUV. It is also assumed dangerous.