A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.
adameros

EXPRESSIONS FOR WOMEN ON HIGH STRESS DAYS

Other than the "make-up" and "bitch" comments, it's not that gender specific...


  1. You - Off my planet
  2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
  3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
  4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  5. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
  6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 25 years.
  7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
  8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  10. I'm just working here until a good fast-food job opens up.
  11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
  12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you were not asleep.
  13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
  14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
  15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
  16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
  17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
  18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  19. Chaos, panic, and disorder--my work here is done.
  20. Earth is full. Go home.
  21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
  22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
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