The No-Hassle Day Planner for the Clinically Insane by MilesToGo13 Username This morning, you should... go to your local breakfast diner, pour coffee on your waitress, do three cups of creamer as shots, and run screaming from the building. Then, after lunch... pretend that you are a mime on a busy street corner, and push anyone who seems to be enjoying your show into traffic. Dinner will consist of... three fifths of Jack, a pack of smokes, and some Valium. Afterwards, you set off into the evening to... finally get around to starting that suicide cult you've been meaning to get off the ground...which reminds you that you need to pick up some Kool-Aid from the store. At the height of your madness, you will call sultry_autocrat And the two of you will proceed to... go to a club and have a contest to see who can lick the most unwitting strangers by dawn. Quiz created with MemeGen !