After two years in Washington, I often long for the realism and sincerity of Hollywood.
- Fred Thompson
I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts.
- Orson Welles
The truth that makes men free is for the most part the truth which men prefer not to hear.
- Herbert Agar
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.
- Elaine Boosler
He who praises you for what you lack wishes to take from you what you have.
- Don Juan Manuel
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
- Jules Renard
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
- David Letterman
Arithmetic is being able to count up to twenty without taking off your shoes.
- Mickey Mouse
The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action.
- Frank Herbert