And for the WTF?!?!?! I suppose this is gross, but I just keep thinking of horrible one liners. "She likes 'em stiff." "It's not wrong is he can't say 'No.'" "She likes the big silent types. Dead silent." (truth be told, I'm at work and haven't seen the link, just the url name and a few other people comments. I'm guessing it is not work safe.)
And for those that like mechanical assistance in this erotic play I present R2D2/C3PO slash fiction...
(Hmmm... I cringe at the thought of the [I'm sure is] impending Harry Paotter/Star Wars cross over slash fiction. Ron and Wookies is just wrong.)