Though there are exceptions, I have decided the British are retarded. It seems the British have aquired an American like love of SUV's (retarded in it's self, but not the point of this post). But, like in America, most SUV's never leave the pavement. As we all know, for a 4x4 to be cool, you actually need to put it into four wheel drive and go off roading. But who has time for that? Obviously not the British. Some ingenius person has start bottling plane old mud from behind his shop and selling it to people, so they can cover their vehicle in mud so it looks like they have been off roading. Yes, people are buy, at a premium, good old fashion backyard mud. WTF?!?!?!?!