Here is the one I just came up with to
(21:11:22) adameros: Don't make me do the naked AIM dance to get the instant messenger gods to smile on me, so you will respond. ;)
(21:13:07) adameros: Just so you know, the naked AIM dance involves the ritual ingestion of several shots of tequila, getting naked, spinning several times till you are very dizzy, and then trying to do the "little tea pot" while standing. If you don't spin enough, drink enough, or fall down, the AIM gods will frown upon you. It's very scary.
(21:20:49) adameros: ....I'm a little tea pot, short and stout...
I'm sure you can find a better way. Let's hear what it is.