A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.

This was from a private post, so I won't name the source to respect their right to bash men anonymously. ;)

  1. Men are like .Laxatives . They irritate the shit out of you.
  2. Men are like . Bananas . The older they get, the less firm they are.
  3. Men are like . Weather . Nothing can be done to change them..
  4. Men are like . Blenders . You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
  5. Men are like . Chocolate Bars . Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
  6. Men are like ....... Commercials . You can't believe a word they say.
  7. Men are like . Department Stores . Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
  8. Men are like . Government Bonds . They take soooooooo long to mature.
  9. Men are like . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
  10. Men are like . Popcorn . . They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
  11. Men are like . Snowstorms . You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
  12. Men are like . Lava Lamps . Fun to look at, but not very bright.
  13. Men are like . Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

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