A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.

Feel the pain....

What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall? "Dam!"

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese.

What do you call Santa's helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro sinko.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic? Sanka.

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