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Aug. 1st, 2005 @ 08:01 am (no subject)
Sorry Honey, the ledger is not in your favor...

Fighting Trouser tyranny...

Ummm.... Enough to make one puke... :-(

Long lost cartoons...

I can't place it, but something is very wrong with these... (Though they would be handy around birthday time...)

You mean rug burn isn't sexy?

Warm, but unfortunately not waterproof...

And because no one gets tired of stupid criminals...

notsuchapatriot, if it work for Jimi Hendrix....,2933,164231,00.html
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Date:August 4th, 2005 06:54 am (UTC)
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Interesting story, but I'm not about to do that. Even if the records weren't made public (which I'm sure they wouldn't unless I ran for some political office) I would feel like I was humiliating my family and friends back home by getting out like that. That's something I'm not about to do.
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Date:August 4th, 2005 01:59 pm (UTC)
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Are you sure? Adri and I worked out a plan already. We know how the USAF hates the USN, so maybe some magazine subscriptions shipped to base, like "Seaman Semen"? Then the doctored pictures of you, ala The Closet. Maybe some incriminating phone calls ("you bitch! Have you been sleeping with those Air Force hussies?!?!?! You better not! If you give me anal warts again, we're through!!!"). And just for the final touch, have some souveniers shipped from The Castro in S.F., like a t-shirt from "The Sausage Factory" and a few other choice locations.

We'll have you out travelling the world with Adri in no time!!! ;-)

No, we would not actually do that, but it is fun to see you squirm when it's threatenned. ;)
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Date:August 4th, 2005 05:07 pm (UTC)
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Too bad you weren't here to see that look of panic I had!