I need a fast computer before April 1st. I am almost done with my auto watermarking script apache plugin. It will watermark all the images from the server with the out put form another fortune type script. The fortune script is just like anyother fortune script except it handles one variable passed to the script on the command line. In this case I have a wrapper script for it supplies the name of the referring host requesting the image. So if you are looking images from the server via live journal it will randomly watermark the images with things like "What kind of losers use livejournal?", "thenetw0rk is the internets version of the short bus." "Your mom uses livejournal" etc. If you reload the image, an all new message on the image. Unfortunately, in testing, my system doesn't have the cajones to support this. Especially if people think it's funny and hit reload a lot (which I kind of hope they do).