OMG!!! I would have so much fun with this, and all the fun would be so very wrong!!! A Jesus head.
As a hood ornament. A lamp base. A weight for a large wind chime. Lit on fire, and flung from a catapult, so people think the apocolypse is coming (it raining flaming Jesus heads, is one of the signs, right?). Put it in the bathroom to stare at you while you pee. Put a radio speaker in it, so I can have Jesus singing Ozzy tunes. Build my own Buddy Christ. And think of all the photo-ops... Jesus smoking out (I died for your sin's, the least you could do is smoke a brother out). Jesus's face burried between both male and female legs. Get a body for the head, and have Jesus in drag. Put the head on a Real Doll body. (pimp out Jesus?)
Damn, blasphemy is fun! :-)