A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.

Dorkus Maximus...

A couple weeks ago I went to the store to get my usual groceries. Frozen pizzas, soda, milk, OJ, alcohol, etc. And Ice Cream. Breyer's Mint Chocolate Chip, to be exact. I put all the groceries in the back of Pepe, my truck, and then realized I forgot a couple things, so I swung by the mini-mart on the way home, and by Carl's Jr for a bite. Then I put everything away.

Later that night I wanted a snack. "I scream. You scream. We all scream for ice cream," I sing to my self as I wander to the freezer. I open the door, and it's not there! "WTF?!?!?" I exclaim to myself. I look again, but it's no were to be seen.

This bothers me, every couple days I would look again, but alas, my ice cream was still missing. Did I imagine buying it? Was this all in my head?

So yeasterday, I went to the store to get more groceries, and I got more ice cream. As I'm putting everything away, I miss place the ice cream. I begin to panic. I think I think I must be going crazy. But no, it was just in a plastic bag, waiting to be slipped into the freezer.

As I go to put it away, I see a plasitc bag in the door of the freezer. There was the stupid fucking original ice cream.

So, I have a plethera of ice cream,. Anyone want to come over and help me eat it all?

Yes, I am a dork. :)
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