?????'s Do Re Mi
sung by ????? the ?????? (Carroll Spinney)
Background voices in brackets.

(Doooo)
A gooey piece of uncooked bread
(Reeee)
A drop of (blinding?) sun
(Meeee)
The only person I can stand...

(Faaaa)
Where you should go away
(Sooooo)
The bottom of a dirty shoe
(Laaaaaa)
A dopey word that makes no sense
(Tiiiiiii)
A drink that I won't have with you
Then we go right back to
Do, no, no, no (no, no, no)

(doooooo) Don't you
(reeeeeee) Know how
(miiiiiiii) Glad I
(faaaaaa) Am
(soooo) That we're
(laaaaa) Done and
(tiiiiiii) You can
(dooooo) Scram
(Hee, hee)