She answers, " My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me." She responds, "Well let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you have to be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I am single and I'm Catholic.
The nun says, "Ok, pull into the next alley." He does and the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver
starts crying. "My dear child," said the Nun. "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I'm married and I'm a Baptist."
The nun says, " That's OK. I'm on my way to a Halloween party, and my name is Kevin."