I got this Bah-Bah from the always hot passionandsoul.

How it works: Google "$name needs" (replacing $name with your name) and take the first ten or so results.

My results:

• Listmania! Books Adam Needs for Class
  
• Adam needs to Shower Petition
  
• Adam needs help!
  
• adam needs a printer
  
• Adam needs a Full Custom Circuit Designer
  
• Adam needs someone to move into his apartment and become his new roommate.
  
• Adam needs to find out if there is a reason that he is drinking
  
• Adam needs very firm rules, expectations, limits, and consequences.
  
• In short, Adam needs here an internalist conception of evidence, and my impression is that they’re not altogether popular in epistemology nowadays.
  
• Adam needs to eat his carrots. He needs someone to take his homework seriously. He needs to be told to get his shoes on, it's time for the bus. He needs to be told not to say 'shit' in front of his grandmother and his teachers.
  

Damn, I'm just a needy little mo-fo!