Stolen from Memepool:
Pssst! Hey you! I'm not sure if you've heard of the hippest new thing in town, raving. What, you haven't? Well, in that case, before heading on out to your local "rave" facility for the first time, try and get down with the scene - you should be well-versed in such critical fields as popular musical styles, phat pants, approaching glowstick-wielding individuals, protecting your DJ from whores, that wildly popular new "love-drug" ecstasy, oh and raving of course. All this and more is brought to you by one fantastic site, Raves: All-night-dance parties of DEATH, and lest I forget - there's even small section for law enforcement!
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