A joke just IM'd to me. :-)

LadyFwap:

Jesus runs into Dracula at a Samhain party in the Otherworld.

"Hey there Count," Jesus smiles, "I'm really curious. I've been meaning to ask you: why you're so afraid of the crucifix

"What?!" The vampire exclaims in disbelief: "Like they don't scare the shit out of YOU!"