This tattoo is the "winner". It's better than the trifecta. It has:

1. A monkey
   
2. A fez
   
3. Poo
   
4. Masturbation
   
5. The Shocker
   

That's a quintfecta? What ever it is, it's something...

http://www.livejournal.com/community/bad_tattoos_2/175879.html?style=mine