A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.

(21:39:16) adameros: *interviewers voice* Ms. Heather, some have said your success is do to the agility and limberness of your tongue. Is this true, and what do you do to keep yourself in top form?
(21:40:49) spr0cket: Oh, it's very true. I've spent countless hours trying to keep my tongue in top form by practicing my talents on the whole 2nd Marine Division. Over the years, I've learned to train my tongue to do a dance like none other and have brought many of our country's finest to their knees.
(21:42:16) adameros: And if you can tell us, is it true that with your impressive showing in this world class competition that you have had sponsors knocking down your door? If so, can you tell us which sponsors interest you the most?
(21:44:18) spr0cket: Well, in the case of this competition, the fine folks from an undisclosed cherry company have drawn the most interest from me. They want to recruit my fabulous talents for that infamous bar trick we all know and love yet few can preform... tying a cherry stem into a knot with only your tongue.
(21:45:32) adameros: And one last question, how has the fame and having all the fans following everything you do with your lips and tongue affected your life?
(21:48:08) spr0cket: I really haven't had much time to sleep from the fame... I've been too busy demonstrating my talents with various worthy fans. It's absolutely exhausting. I might have to start up a class. And I sure haven't had to buy myself a drink in quite awhile... the fans take care of that. >;)
(21:48:29) adameros: Thank you very much for your time, and good luck on this round. :-)
(21:48:40) spr0cket: Hah, thank you ;)

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