A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.

adameros: *interview voice* Ms. Heather, this seems to be quite a grudge match against Re. Do you have any words for your opponent?
spr0cket: I hope she wins. Cuz then we can go make out and let our flamingos and penguins destroy our enemies while we're in the throes of passion.
adameros: So is this not so much a grude against her, but an effort to show everyone the two of you are better than the winners?
spr0cket: Well, duh. You've seen the powers she and I possess.
adameros: I have, but our audience has not. Do you care to eleborate for your fans?
spr0cket: I can just tell them this: Re & I = 12 hour hot, steamy love sessions with every imaginable position. Oh, and whip cream & chocolate syrup.
adameros: Oooo la la! So once the challenge is done, when and where will this meeting of the lips take place? Also, will the media be allowed access?
spr0cket: We're discussing a Pay-Per-View special for $89.99 per viewing... we can't reveal any more details until the paper work is processed, though. ;-)
adameros: Ahhh... The rumors of both your kissing skills have caused a lot of hype. Do you care to confirm or deny some of the urban legends that have spring up around you?
spr0cket: Urban legends? I wasn't aware of these.
adameros: One rumor has it that Brad Pit heard of your kissing skills and angered both Jen and Angelia by secretly meeting with you to test your lips, and he was in a daze for the next three days from your kissing abilities? Or Mary Kay will soon be your sponsor with a specially made lipstick that is so strong (to endure you mad passion) that is can withstand reentry smeared on the ceramic heat sheild of the space shuttle?
spr0cket: Well, you're going to have to ask Re about Mary Kay as she's the one doing most of the negotiations there as to make sure no bit of pink gets near her colour. And well, as for Brad... I can't confirm or deny anything. But I can tell you that I've spent some quality time with not only Brad but Angelina as well... ;-)
adameros: Thanks you for your time. I look forward to seeing the poll results, and hopefully the after results.
spr0cket: No problem. ;P

Current standing are:
brokenchains: 4 (80.0%)
spr0cket: 1 (20.0%)

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