A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.
adameros

It has been known for many years that Sex was good exercise, but until now
nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric content of different
sexual activities. Now after "original and proprietary" research we are
proud to present the results.

REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent................... 187 Calories

OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 12 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories

PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection................... 315 Calories

PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 92 Calories

POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 12 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 78 Calories
69 standing up......................... 112 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 216 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 326 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 912 Calories

ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
False.................................. 315 Calories

POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories

GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are: 20-29 years old............ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years........................... 124 Calories
50-59 years........................... 972 Calories
60-69 years.......................... 2916 Calories
70 and over........................... Results are still pending

DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly.................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry.............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door.. 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door... 3521 Calories
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