Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.
When the stars were right, I sacrificed kaizersoze2 to Cthulhu (500 points). In November, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon irishlinc (65 points). In February, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In August, I exposed hereticalpigeon to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Yesterday, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In September, I fed faeriez to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (1225 points) and deserve to be eaten first.
Your humble and obedient servant,
adameros
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