Terrorists, anthrax, work, and republicans. I can't take it any more.
So I'm doing what any good red blooded American would do. I'm running to a small South American Country, with rampant poverty, drugs, and social injustice, so I can wander around with a holier than thou attitude, expounding on how great America is, and how this country is just a little shit hole for me and my northern compatriates to exploit.
Yes it is true. I'm going to Peru for two weeks to hike the Inca Trail to Machu Picchu. My flight schedule is:
Wednesday November 7th:
San Jose @ 8:50am -> Los Angeles @ 10:04am
Los Angeles @ 1:20pm -> Lima, Peru @ 11:50pm
Thursday November 8th:
Lima, Peru @ 6:00am -> Cuzco, Peru @ 7:15am
Then my triamphant return, bearing many gifts exploited from the local minority groups, with 20 piece orchestra, and a 21 gun salute:
Monday Novenber 19th:
Cuzco, Peru @ 12:25pm -> Lima, Peru @ 1:40pm
Tuesday November 20th:
Lima, Peru @ 1:55am -> Los Angeles @ 8:30am
Los Angeles @ 11:25am -> San Jose @ 12:44pm
That is the plan, unless I manage to buy a large area of land with beads, and start my own South American dictatorship. If so, you are all invited to my ignaugeration party. Though I recommend not staying, as I predict a coup with in three days. And don't drink the water.
Thank you for your time.
All hail el Presidente Eros, Future President of Adamlandia
-Adam Eros Harrison, Evil Dictator in Training