If you’re going to reach for a star, reach for the lowest one you can.
Being a virgin is a wonderful and precious thing to hold on to. As long as it doesn't interfer with your having sex.
You never really lose your parents; unless of course they die and then they're gone forever. And nothing will bring them back.
You can be rich in family, or friends, or love; but the only thing that matters is being rich in money.
Befriending new people can lead to having sex with your children, accidentally.
Being beautiful on the inside may have its own reward, but you can never beat an ass like Yasmine’s... Mmmph.... Damn, she’s got a tight ass!