And who says scientists aren't hard at work improving the world?

http://www.taipeitimes.com/News/world/archives/2006/01/06/2003287702

Don't you feel the world is a better place now?

Actually... It is good research, but... Wow! What a headline. It's begging to be mocked. It has me thinking of the saying, "That's about as useful as tits on bacon."