| Generate Your Own "VH1: Behind the Music Special" -- Why wait until you're bankrupt and alone? by MilesToGo13 |
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| You rose to stardom... | in the durrrty south clubs of Atlanta, where you gained immediate success with your audiences by setting effigies of Lil' John on fire and putting him out with glasses of cheap beer (or what everyone hoped was beer) while screaming "Wwwwhat?!" and jumping up and down on his spleen. |
| Your first big break came in the form of... | your best friend and co-lyricist getting caught in the bedroom of a record executive's daughter, leaving your demo CD behind along with his pants, shirt, shoes, and dignity as he dove out the window and into the holly bushes below. |
| Your career reached an all-time high after... | you announced plans for your "Bad Musicians Must Die" tour, scheduled to open with a free concert on Madonna's front lawn, so long as everyone agreed to keep the police off you as long as they could afterwards while you and your crew escaped with the body. |
| Your recreational activity of choice on tour was.. | having groupies wrestle various dangerous animals for your entertainment in a crude gladiatorial style arena that the road crew was required to construct for you at every stop, or else you wouldn't go on stage. |
| But then, tragedy struck, when... | after consuming what can only be described as a heroic dose of meth, heroin, and X before a show, your lead guitarist actually explodes at the height of his most intense solo. |
| You were crushed, filling your days with... | endless Jello shots made with vodka and that blue liquid usually used to clean combs. |
| But then, your savior came along in the form of... | jeramey |
| These days, you spend most of your time... | working as a television evangelist for the Trinity Broadcast Network, having found out that they get more play, make more money, and score better drugs than you ever dreamt of as a rock star. |
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