- 5am is not when "petting time" starts. I wake up at 6am. Not a second sooner. Please save your petting needs till after that time. I don't buy the story that you are demanding food or water. You have plenty in the laundry room.
- My goatee is NOT a chew toy.
- You have plenty of "lap time" when I'm in front of the TV and you seem to shun my lap at those time. On the other hand, when I'm at the computer, I'm not going to pet you yet you keep demanding it. Please adjust your expectations.