A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.

I know several of you have seen this, but I thought it was worth posting in honor of soshesays' monsterous hangover...

A theologic question to one Mr. Dave Barry:

Q -- Is there life after death?
A -- Definitely. I speak from personal experience here. On New Year's Eve, 1970, I drank a full pitcher of a drink called "Black Russian", then crawled out on the lawn and died within a matter of minutes, which was fine with me because I had come to realize that if I had lived I would have spent the rest of my life in the grip of the most excruciatingly painful headache. Thanks to the miracle of modern orange juice, I was brought back to life several days later, but in the interim I was definitely dead. I guess my main impression of the afterlife is that it isn't so bad as long as you keep the television turned down and don't try to eat any solid foods.

This one little article has many times sent me down the painful path of theological/metaphysical research. And if the esteemed Mr. Barry is correct, I know exactly why Zombies are so grumpy.

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