A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.
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Survivor Oregon style

Due to the popularity of the Survivors shows, Eastern Oregon is planning to do its own, titled "Survivor Oregon Style."

The contestants will start in Pendleton, travel over to Hermiston.

Then they will head down to Heppner, Condon and Madras. From there they will proceed on to Prineville, Redmond and Bend. Then they will go east to Burns, up to John Day and over to Baker City through Sumpter.

From Baker City they will go to LaGrande, Elgin, over to Weston and the final leg will be back to Pendleton.

Each will be driving a pink Volvo with California license plates and a large bumper sticker that reads:

"I'm gay. I'm a Vegetarian. Beer is harmful to Your health. Republicans suck. Hillary in 2008. Deer hunting is murder, and I'm here to confiscate your guns."

The first one that makes it back to Pendleton alive, wins.
Good luck to all contestants.
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