| April Fool | |
 broken_gizmo | smiles. All the time. |
| brokenchains | trims your hedge into a replica of the Venus de Milo. |
| crashtestcase | enlists you in the French Foreign Legion. |
| divamatrix | glues your house to your bedroom ceiling. |
| entropyerika | sells your dog on Ebay. |
| justmadabout | eggs your cat. |
| nialavender | shaves your car. |
| pushshove | buys you a Russian Bride. |
| spr0cket | TPs your elderly relatives. |
| underlyingheart | paints your head orange. |
