Ouch!!! I think I broke my toe this morning. The phone was ringing at 4am, I jumped out of bed, and you know how when you get up too quick and your vision blacks out? That happened. But as I didn't want it to go to the answering machine (that Povlovian, "I must answer anything ringing" effect), I ran for the phone anyway. And I almost made it. About 10 feet from the phone, still blind, I slammed my toe into the leg of the pinball machine.
All for a wrong number.
But there is nothing they can do for broken toes, except tape it to the toe(s) next to it, and I can do that myself, but I will be hobbling for a few days.