As I'm not in great shape myself, I thought I would make a good canvas for this experiment.
Here is the first one, "The Guns". I thought of the most ineffectual guns ever made, and the first thing that came to mind was "cork guns". A tiny pop. About a 4 inch range. Does no damage, unless you point it right at your eye. And breaks easily under heavy use. Perfectly reflecting the condition of the body.
I need to clean up the coloring on "THE", but otherwise, I think it came out well.
If my drawing skills are upto the task, I would now like to do a battleship, cruising, about to pass on the left, with water breaking over the bow, looking all tought, except the giant hant coming down toward it with a big red "Battleship (by Milton Bradley)" game piece to say it's been hit.