A Quark of A Different Spin. (adameros) wrote,
A Quark of A Different Spin.

Ganked from the lovely Ms. lillian_green:

Get one of your own! by Drunken Hero

Stalking is illegal. adameros confronts brokenchains.

brokenchains is stalking adameros
brokenchains’s REAL name : Webb Kane
brokenchains’s REAL DOB : 22nd December 1984
Height :165 cm Weight : 43.6 kg
brokenchains has dreamt about you : 21 times
brokenchains became interested in you : 23rd December 2004
brokenchains’s latest dream about you
Last night brokenchains dreamt that you had told them that you were leaving for good. brokenchains was just about ready to chop off your head with a samurai sword before the dream ended.
This is how brokenchains describes your relationship behind your back
‘We were destined to be together and you’ll soon be tying the knot.’
brokenchains’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
Your cat didn’t run away adameros, brokenchains is holding it captive!
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
In the past year brokenchains has spent their entire life savings on cosmetic surgery in an attempt to look more like you.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Hunnybugs! I’m drowning out at sea without you. S.O.S! Mayday! Give me a fuck and I’ll no doubt find land!

The Police
No. calls to the police : 17 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"I’ve had enough of this. You know brokenchains, that crazed internet stalker you’ve been after for the last 6 months, well they’ve been stalking me too. They were just over at my house there not so long ago and threatened to come back and burn down my house."
brokenchains’s Police File
brokenchains is a callous, heartless young man who enjoys biting the head off squirrels and spitting them out at animal rights protestors.

Testimonies about brokenchains
jameth - A spouse-beating alco
‘brokenchains and I never saw eye-to-eye. And I’m glad now we didn’t. What a fucking creep.’
hyperseth - A daring kleptomaniac
‘I use the word cunt sparingly - it’s more effective that way. I’ve spent all morning texting brokenchains, with that word playing a key role in most of my messages.’
bodhicephus - Wide-load
‘It’s odd, I’ve known some weird fucks in my time and brokenchains and adameros would definitely top that list.’


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