Anon #1: Do you like men?
Some of my best friends are men.
Anon #2: So, how many licks *does* it take?
I think research is needed, all in the name of science, of course. With that in mind, come on over in a lab coat, and nothing else.
Secrets so far:
Anon #1: I like men.
That would explain the husband... ;)
Anon #2: I'm confused right now. Baltimore is not where I need to move to.
I think all the residents of Maryland wish there were not their either. But, on the plus side you can visit all the set locations for the various John Waters movies! Who can say "no" to Cecil B. Demented?