entropyerika:See If You're A Redneck
Have you ever...
( x ) lived in the country?
( ) lived south of the mason-dixon line?
( x ) shot a gun?
( x ) owned a gun?
( x ) hunted?
( x ) driven a truck?
Subtotal = 5
( ) chewed tobacco?
( x ) driven a tractor?
( x ) gone camping?
( x ) listened to country?
( ) owned a country cd?
( x ) fished?
( x ) worn a cowboy hat?
( ) worn cowboy boots?
Subtotal= 5
( x ) ridden a horse?
( x ) seen a farm?
( x ) worked on a farm?
( x ) lived on a farm?
( x ) owned a farm animal?
( x ) worn a carhartt?
( ) lived in a trailer?
( x ) worked on a car?
Subtotal = 7
( x ) seen a nascar race?
( x ) been to a nascar race?
( x ) been to an oval track?
( x ) seen a demolition derby?
( x ) seen a figure 8 race?
( x ) talked on a cb radio?
( x ) had a cb in your car?
( x ) seen smokey and the bandit more than 10 times?
Subtotal = 8
( x ) Ridden a Dirtbike?
( x ) owned more than two cars that don't run?
( x ) been to a junkyard
( x ) drank beer?
( x ) Party in the woods where only trucks can get?
( x ) been in a ford vs. chevy argument
( x ) gone cow tipping?
Subtotal = 7
( ) had to ponder whether your family said tire or tower?
( ) been sprayed with deer pee?
( x ) ridden a 4-wheeler?
( ) owned a cabin
( x ) had to take a bath in the river?
Subtotal = 2
( x ) drank white lightening?
( x ) had your whole family on the front porch?
( ) thought that wal-mart was the coolest place ever
( ) own a rebel flag?
( x ) eaten deer meat?
( x ) cooked over a fire?
( x ) been muddin'?
Subtotal = 5
TOTAL = 39
Now times your score by 2 and post it as "i'm _% redneck".
If your redneck score is over 30, you can officially call yourself a Redneck