February 23rd, 2001

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Am I the only one that finds it mildly disturbing that they have Survivor reports?

And more bad news... NandO News also reports that teen pop is not dead. Which brings me to another couple questions... Forula bands like BSB and N'SYNC have done very well. How long till the record labels try to do similiar things for other music genre's? Is it already happening and we don't know it? Like Elton John singing with Eminem, what did the studio's have to do to convince Elton to do this? This was a blattant attempt at controverse to boost TV ratings, and it worked. I'm just wondering if we are heading toward a Milli Vanili world, where a band shows up with good songs and talent, and the label exec's say, "That's nice, but you can do that on a later album. Do this instead." Or older bands that are losing sales being forced to be a record label puppet.

And what does it say of the bands that agree to this? Are they just doing this to get their foot in the door, or are they making music for money, and not the joy of the music it's self?

Anyway... Enough rambling...
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The fudge is almost gone. This means I'll have to start selling my body for pizza again (or go into work, which ever is less demeaning).

I wanna know someone that works for a well known chocolate factory, so they can get made for me a business card that has my job title as "Fudge Packer". It'll go with my "Director of Q.A., Dept. of Pornography" from AT&T, "Stripper" from my friends car stripping place, "Log Jammer" from a Saw mill in Oregon, and "Stud" from my Dad's Uncle's horse farm.
  • Current Music
    I'm On E by Blondie
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My goal in life...

I have found my goal in life...

At El Mirage, a dry lake bed outside of L.A. that I have camped at a couple times, the posted speed limit is 300MPH. I want a speeding ticket from there.

My dad has a two year old NASCAR engine. Without restrictor plates, these thing can get 1100hp. I can get and modify a drag racer fairly cheaply. And I know people who can make me a dry fuel rocket motor of propper size if needed. And I have a friend with a fighter ejection seat if things go bad.

I've been up to 180, and it was an unbelievable adreneline rush. This should blow that away.

Now if only I had a garage to make my dream a reality.
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Woo Hoo!!!

I just finished my new mix. I can't wait to try it on an audience...

I made a dance version of Gypsy Kings cover of Hotel California. It's similiar to Juno Reactor's Pistolero. Lot's of spanish vocal's, and flamenco guitar. I can't wait to see people shakin' der booty to it. I'll have to have a red rose in my mouth, like a tango dancer when I mix it. I KNOW some hottie will orally remove the rose from my mouth, while I aurally put the rose in theirs mid track.
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I just have to say, my roomie has the coolest GF!

Now if my roomie would just hurry up so we could head up the mountain...
  • Current Music
    One Meatball by Shinehead
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Louis:Testosterone personified...

More wisdom from my friend Louis

The men's Rules women don't know, but need to know

  1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
  2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.
  3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
  4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present!
  5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
  6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
  7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, and monster trucks.
  8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
  9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
  10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
  11. Shopping is not sport.
  12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
  13. You have enough clothes.
  14. You have too many shoes.
  15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
  16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad's way past idiot.
  17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
  18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
  19. Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
  20. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
  21. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
  22. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
  23. Check your oil.
  24. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
  25. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
  26. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
  27. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
  28. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
  29. If something we said can be interpreted makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
  30. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
  31. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
  32. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done but not both.
  33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
  34. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
  35. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
  36. Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
  37. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
  38. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
  • Current Music
    Weirdo by Miles Davis
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I should be up at Tahoe right NOW, damn it!

While I'm, still, waiting to leave for Tahoe... Eve sent me this:

It appears that Lucas uses a formula to create all those stupid names you see
in the Star Wars trilogy and Phantom Menace (JarJar Binks, ObiWan, etc.).
Well...I have gotten a hold of the formula! To see what your Star Wars name is,
follow the steps below...

Your Star Wars First Name

  1. Take the first 3 letters of your last name.
  2. Add to that, the first 2 letters of your first name.

Your Star Wars Last Name

  1. Take the first 2 letters of your mother's maiden name.
  2. Add to that the first 3 letters of the name of the town or city you were born in.

There you go! There's your Star Wars Name.

So my name is Harad Jepor.

What's your name?
  • Current Music
    Bleach Boys by The Dead Milkmen
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Still waiting...

I don't have either one right now, but I'm missing two very important things for long drives...

  1. Ritlin: This stuff can keep you awake and focused for _HOURS_. It's great for drives, but _NEVER_ take more than two, ever. You won't sleep for three days, and your mind will be melting in unpleasant ways.
  2. Oxygen tank: Mix a little extra O2 with your normal air and it does wonders for keeping you awake and clear headed. Great for hang-overs, and other post party dull drums.

Oh well... Well make it some how. :-)
  • Current Music
    Eurotrash Girl by Cracker
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Twinkle, twinkle little bat,
How I wonder what you're at,
Up above the world you fly,
Like a tea tray in the sky.
-- The (very inebriated) Door Mouse

Alice: ...I just wanted to ask you which way I ought to go.
Cheshire Cat: Well, that depends on where you want to get to.
Alice: Well, it doesn't really matter as long as I --
Cheshire Cat: Then it really doesn't matter which way you go.

It's fun to watch Alice In Wonderland, brain scienced of course, and try to figure out which people you know are which characters. Of the Alice In Wonderland characters, who do you think you are? And who do you think your friends are?