March 16th, 2001

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

Who needs drugs?

Hmmm.... I wonder if I can get this in time for April 1st? ;)


Disorientation Device:

Experimental device uses moderate powered magnetic pulses believed to disorientate many fauna from their normal life styles of migration, mating instincts, etc.. Theory is currently being tested for ridding areas of bothersome animals and insects. Increased energy fields have long been known to confuse humans. We now offer a special portable laboratory pulser intended for use by qualified R&D personnel to study this phenomena.

Variable 1-25 Pulses Per Sec.
Pulse Energy Up to 10 Joules
12 VDC/115 VAC/Battery Operation
Cylindrical PVC Enclosure
Higher Powered Units on Request

MDD2 - Plans...................................................$10.00
MDD2K - Kit & Plans.....................................$129.95
MDD20 - Lab Built On Request.................$199.95