April 17th, 2001

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ
spinnin' dub all night long
And heaven would be just kickin' back
with Jesus packing my bong
And if you don't believe in Jesus
then Muhammed or Buddah too
And while the world is warring
we just sit back and laugh at you


If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man up on my back

Now when most people think of heaven
they see those pearly gates
But I looked a little closer
and there's a sign that says 'do not skate'
So if you wanna come to my heaven
well we all gonna have a ball
And every one you know is welcome
cause we got no gates or walls

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it
Then I got to the gate
Pulled out a list that I'd been callin fate
I'm sorry friend you can't come in
You got a list here that doesn't end
You're mad cause I smoke dope
You teachin' any classes in how to cope
I'll find a place to rest my head
I'd rather be alone now that I'm dead
Like Christian Hosoi way back in '87
We'll be bustin Christ airs until we get to heaven
Think I really care that I missed biology
Got my education in stale fishology
With all your rules you got to chill
I'm gonna twist out like Mike McGill
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills
Gonna twist out cause I got the skills

Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills
Got the skills

Heaven-heh-heh-heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on earth I can't do jack
Without the man upon my back

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake
At least in heaven I can skate
Cause right now on Earth I can't do shit
Without the man fuckin' with it

Method air judo air
I don't care no
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

I'm a fugitive. On the run from the law. Looking around every corner, jumping at every sound. A hunted man. Knowing I will be tracked down like a dog. Never knowing who to trust. Keeping my identity secret. That's right, I'm a rebel. Yes, I confess... I just sent a fax without a cover sheet.
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

In honor of my impending B-Day...

Man In The Wilderness
Styx

Another year has passed me by
Still I look a myself and cry
What kind of man have I become?
All of the years I've spent in search of myself
And I'm still in the dark
'Cause I can't seem to find the light alone

Sometimes I feel like a man in the wilderness
I'm a lonely soldier off to war
Sent away to die - never quite knowing why
Sometimes it makes no sense at all

Ten Thousand people look my way
But they can't see the way that I feel
Nobody even cares to try
I spend my life and sell my soul on the road
And I'm still in the dark
'Cause I can't seem to find the light alone

Sometimes I feel like a man in the wilderness
I'm a lonely soldier lost at sea
Drifting with the tide
Never quite knowing why
Sometimes it makes no sense at all

(I'm alive)

Looking for love I'm a man with emotion

(And my heart's on fire)

I'm dying of thirst in the middle of the ocean
I'm alive!
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

Image flood time


Tofurkey was your Mama!!!


The AVN awards?


Made of a special sweat absorbing foam, for those extra long calls.


Now we're talking! Though the version I play is here. (It is forsale, and my b-day is next week. It would make one hell of a conversation piece in the living room)