June 8th, 2001

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Grrr.... Me and my damned internal clock...

I could not sleep last night. I finally got to sleep about 4am. So, I should, by all accounts, be slumbering nicely right now. But no. You see, I will wake up at 6:30 am, no matter what, and not be able to get back to sleep.

The even weird thing is, when I went back to Virginia, I still woke up at 6:30. But at their local time!
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Thursday night is anime night a Beau's place. The last two weeks we've been watching Neon Genesis Evangelion, which is awesome. Not only do I get big robots and huge explosions, but an excellent storyline, a deep plot, a lot of intrigue, and some Lain style trippiness.

And a really cool them song (not as cool as Lain's, though):

Like an angel that has no sense of mercy...
Rise, young boy, to the heavens like a legend...

Cold winds, as blue as the sea.
Tear open the door to your heart, I see...
But unknowing you seem, just staring at me...
Standing there smiling serenely.

Desperate, for something to touch...
A moment of kindness like that in a dream...
Your innocent eyes, have yet no idea...
Of the path your destiny will follow...

But someday you'll become aware of...
Everything that you've got behind you...
Your wings are for seeking out a new...
Future that only you can search for.

The cruel angel's thesis bleeds through a portal like your pulsing blood.
If you should betray the chapel of your memories
Cruel angel's thesis enters...
...through the window of your soul

So, boy, stand tall and embrace the fire of the legend.
Embracing the universe like a blazing star!


Plus this week we saw some Esceflowne(sp?), and next week some Riding Bean, to give us something to watch until everyone shows up.
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I'm in musical state of mind today...

DOE RI ME BEER
by Home J. Simpson

Dough... the stuff...that buys me beer...
Ray..... the guy that sells the beer...
Me...... the guy... who drinks the beer.
Far..... the distance to my beer
So...... I think I'll have a beer...
La...... la la la la la la beer
Tea..... no thanks, I'm drinking beer....
That will bring me back to... (looks into and empty glass)
D'Oh!
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Nothin' but class, baby!

37 RUDE & CRUDE PICK-UP LINES

  1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
  2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
  3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
  4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
  5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
  6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
  7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher: have you seen one?
  8. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.
  9. Want to play army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.
  10. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
  11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
  12. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
  13. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
  14. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  15. Are those real?
  16. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
  17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue.
  18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.
  19. (Look down at your crotch) Well! It's not just going to suck itself.
  20. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.
  21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
  22. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Sherry Titsbottom?
  23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.
  24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
  25. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?
  26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
  27. My friend wants to know if YOU think I'M cute.
  28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  29. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
  30. I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
  31. If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
  32. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
  33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.
  34. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
  35. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
  36. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
  37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes.


Why am I thinking I would get slapped for just thinking about using any of these lines? ;)