July 26th, 2001

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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Life is so fucked up, that you just have to sit back and laugh at it.

Take this morning for example....

Last night, I want to bed, but I couldn't sleep, so I opened the screen door, went out on to the deck, and read for a while. Finally Morpheus was tugging at my eye lids, so I went to bed, and for got to close the screen.

This morning I wake up to the sound of flapping. I slowly open my eyes, and a pigeon has landed on my bed. Wow! I think. There is a "wild bird" (not to be confused with Wild Turkey) a couple feet from my face. But I was not that comfortable and I need to move my head, so I didn't get a crink in my neck. As soon as I move, it takes off.... And takes a huge crap across my bed.

And suddenly, a momment of clarity. I understand. I understand why people hate those fucking birds!!!

Anyway, I just thought I would share...