August 2nd, 2001

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

I can't get this song out of my head, today. Here it is, sung by one of my role models in life (see if you can guess who it is)...


Now what starts with the letter C?
Cookie starts with C
Let's think of other things
That starts with C
Oh, who cares about the other things?


C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C

Hey you know what?
A round cookie with one bite out of it
Looks like a C
A round donut with one bite out of it
Also looks like a C
But it is not as good as a cookie
Oh and the moon sometimes looks like a C
But you can't eat that, so ...


C is for cookie, that's good enough for me, yeah!
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me
Oh, cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, yeah!
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C, oh boy!
Cookie, cookie, cookie starts with C!

(?????? ??????? eats the cookie)
Umm-umm-umm-umm-umm


Hmmmm.... Cookies for breakfast? Sure, why not? :-)
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

Another role model from the same show...

Can you guess who it is?


?????'s Do Re Mi
sung by ????? the ?????? (Carroll Spinney)
Background voices in brackets.


(Doooo)
A gooey piece of uncooked bread
(Reeee)
A drop of (blinding?) sun
(Meeee)
The only person I can stand...

(Faaaa)
Where you should go away
(Sooooo)
The bottom of a dirty shoe
(Laaaaaa)
A dopey word that makes no sense
(Tiiiiiii)
A drink that I won't have with you
Then we go right back to
Do, no, no, no (no, no, no)

(doooooo) Don't you
(reeeeeee) Know how
(miiiiiiii) Glad I
(faaaaaa) Am
(soooo) That we're
(laaaaa) Done and
(tiiiiiii) You can
(dooooo) Scram
(Hee, hee)


He's a lyrical genius, I tell you!

Back to my cookies! :-)
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

Thanks to http://www.topfive.com/ ....

The top 15 Computer Nerd Alcoholic Beverages

  1. Pasty White Russian
  2. ASCII Sour
  3. Seagram's Seven of Nine
  4. Harvey Codebanger
  5. Slow Comfortable Download Against the Firewall
  6. Chat Room on the Beach
  7. Dotcomikaze
  8. Blue Daiquiri Of Death
  9. Anything, as long as there's a Mountain Dew chaser.
  10. Screamin' Klingon
  11. SCSI Navel
  12. Rum and Jolt
  13. Your Company on the Rocks
  14. Sloe Porn Download

And the Number 1 Computer Nerd Alcoholic Beverage...

  1. Sex in Your Dreams


If you read all of that, you can go listen to this(5Mb is size)...
Ceci n'est pas une personne.

(no subject)

From a friends e-mail:

"Make me," you say?

OK, I'm making you. Right now. Ban on human Cloning MY ASS! I'll make 10 of you, you're small. Then I'm going to train all 10 of you to hate YOU and they're all gonna go over to your house one night as angry teenagers and rough you up something fierce. But that'll be 15 or 16 years from now so for a while you can continue to breathe easy.