April 17th, 2002

Ceci n'est pas une personne.

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Someone posted this to IRC at work:


Lair of the Shebitch (thanks me) - Do vampires exist? Of course not, but that doesn't stop loads and loads of podgy girls and effeminate boys from strapping on the goofiest black outfits possible and pretending to be scary vampires.

These ghoulish and misunderstood kids spend the time after their evening shifts at McDonald's role-playing the life of a vampire and dreaming of being the next Count Chocula, whose crossover celebrity is the envy and inspiration of all children of the night.


Makes me want to go home, put on my poet's shirt, and watch The Hunger, and dream of growing up to be Andrew Eldritch.