May 13th, 2002

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And in this how, on the Live journal News, we recap the events of this last weekend that have helped shape the world today.

Starting Thursday evening:
Mike invited himself over and insulted my house and then told the residents of my house to be quiet as he needed to sleep.

Friday Night:
Sushi with Elena, her cool new roomie, Cory, and the always amazing Heather. :-)

Saturday we went to Pacific Sound's Sunset Party in Golden Gate Park. It was supposed to start at noon, and when we got there at noon thirty, and they were still setting up, we went to the San Francisco Academy of Science. They have their "Skulls" exhibit going on. Then we wandered back out to the party, and met up with Justin and Sarah. The party was big and the vibe was good, but the music was rather monotinous, so we wandered to the Botonical Gardens. Finally at 5pm we headed back south to go to a food heritage festival. It was amazingly yummy. Plus I practiced my fine coockie stealing skills.

Mothers Day! Slept in, called my Mom, went to Foothill Park, went to Heather's brothers for dinner with her family, and then came home and cuddled.

Back to work.

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Real men don't talk smack. As seen in someone elses LJ:

"real gangsta ass nigga's don't flex nuts, cuz real gangsta ass nigga's know they got em." -Master P.
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Feel the force Mother Fuc*er.

The TOP 10 Things We Want To Hear Samuel L. Jackson's Character 'Jedi Master Mace Windu' Say in the Star Wars Prequels.

  1. You don't need to see my goddamn identification, 'cause these ain't the motherfuckin' droids you're looking for.
  2. Womp rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I'll never know, 'cause even if it did I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker.
  3. This is your father's lightsaber. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every motherfuckin' stormtrooper in the room... accept no substitutes.
  4. If Obi-wan ain't home then I don't know what the fuck we're gonna do. I ain't got no other connections on Tattooine.
  5. Feel the Force, motherfucker.
  6. What ain't no planet I've ever heard of! Do they speak Bocce on What?
  7. You sendin' the Fett? Shit, Hutt, that's all you had to say!
  8. Yeah Chewie Rocky Horror's got a hair problem. What the brother gonna do? He's a wookie.
  9. Does Jabba the Hutt look like a bitch?
  10. Hand me my lightsaber... it's the one that says, 'Bad MotherFucker.'