May 29th, 2002

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Occasionally, there is a spam that comes along and his me laughing:

Completely free Celeb adult access! Anna Kournikova, Britney Spears, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Lopez, and Rosie O' Donnel!!!

Disgusting, you say? Who in their right mind would want to see a picture of Rosie O' Donnel nude, and in compromising positions, you say? We agree, its sickening! But we believe that if people slow down to view car wrecks, they'll take time out to see this this flabby monster getting freaky. Sometimes people want to be horrified.
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Pet peeve time... NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE!!!! Last night, Heather and I came home, and the upstairs reaked of cigarette smoke! Ick! I burnt some incense upstair to cover the smell some, so it was bearable.
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More spam stupidity:

Vigoral Herbal Sex Enhancers
Direct from the lab to you!

First, I can't find the word "vigoral" at www.dictionary.com. Is it even a word?
Second, if this is "herbal", why would it be "direct from the lab"?

We know spammers are stupid, but their depths of ignorance (and heights of arrogance) continue to amazing me.