Me And My Quirky Quarks.

"You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration."

"You read about all these terrorists, most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster; you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration."

"In the 60's people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal."

Remember, our motto is, "Take a bad idea and run with it."

Last night, torilove said something really funny, but for the life of me, I can't remember what ti was she said. This means I can't share the funny quote, so I decided to make this a game. Everyone needs to respond to this post with what they think would be really funny if torilove said.

Nothing up his sleeve...

Ten Commandments I can live with.

Bitter about an Ex? Mad Lib it!

Bees learn from pigeons. New car owners terrified.

skrape: Your bitch slapping giant beavers.
adameros: What else would you do to a giant beaver?
skrape: Well... Now that you put it that way...

Thanks to "Engrish" difficulties, some people have mistaken "Baby Steps" for "Baby Jumps".

Ralph choo... choo... chooses you!

If only they could bring back Mel Blanc.

Thanks to edfyingspectace, I need to do some shopping.